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passiveimagination:

My mom teaches Kindergarten and I went to her classroom a few days ago and saw what appeared to be a small shrine dedicated to Jodie Foster in the corner of the room and I had literally no idea why it was there, so I asked my mom about it and she said it’s where the kids can go to tattle on each other so they don’t always do it to her

So basically my mom tells her little Kindergarteners to tell on each other to a magazine clipping of Jodie Foster that they call Miss Tattle and if you don’t think that’s the funniest thing then get out of my face

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tonys-shawarma:

radicalfarts:

eraserheadsbaby:

the ol’ razzle dazzle

IM SCREAMING

I always reblog posts that say ‘I’m screaming’ because I just picture this tired, caffeine powered blogger just sitting on their bed in a dark room looking at their laptop screen, their face illuminated only by the blue glow, and just screaming at the top of their lungs at the picture

tonys-shawarma:

radicalfarts:

eraserheadsbaby:

the ol’ razzle dazzle

IM SCREAMING

I always reblog posts that say ‘I’m screaming’ because I just picture this tired, caffeine powered blogger just sitting on their bed in a dark room looking at their laptop screen, their face illuminated only by the blue glow, and just screaming at the top of their lungs at the picture

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kingloptr:

fruitappreciation:

omg apparently artificial banana flavoring is based on the gros michel banana which was wiped out by a banana plague in the 50s and the banana we eat today is a totally different thing called the cavendish and thats why banana candy doesnt taste like bananas do you know how lied to i feel. like there was a fucking banana apocalypse and no one told me about it until now

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