honestly so sad i didn’t buy this atrocity of a shirt
I’m in tears
look at this neat doritos i got
HEY EVERYONE, CHECK OUT THIS KID’S DORITOS!
me: yeah so this pedo was caught with a 16 year old –
middle aged man: thats not pedophilia, thats technically ephebophilia, there’s a difference
me:
okay,
- scooby said ‘’ruh roh’’
- shaggy said ‘’zoinks’’
- velma said ‘’jinkies’’
- daphne said ‘’jeepers’’
what did fred say
fred says Fuck
happy 50th anniversary Scooby doo
It’s the middle of the night and I burst out laughing at CNBC.
No we’re not. Please pay us more. And then double whatever “more” is. Thanks.
wine drunk is the best drunk. makes u horny & intellectual. a lust-filled academic
when u eatin her pussy while she on her period and she start talkin bout "I'll send you back to the grave you godless bloodsucker" and ur eyes burning and u realize her pussy hairs got garlic in em
We can't get rid of slavery, the economy will collapse!
We can't get rid of child labor, the economy will collapse!
We can't have 8 hour work days, the economy will collapse.
What? The workers want TWO days off a week? Don't they know the economy will collapse?
basically if a capitalist says the economy will collapse because of a reform that will help workers, you don't need to believe them, also it's gonna collapse anyway, that's what it does under capitalism.
my friend sent me this tweet and im SCREAMING
Alright I’m big enough to admit when I’m wrong. Turns out there are still new things to be said about Hamilton.